character development.


  • Belle: I was told you would protect me.
  • Gold: Yes. Yes, I'll protect you.
  • Belle: I'm sorry, do I know you?
  • Gold: Nope. I'm just a random, old guy, hugging you for no apparent reason.
  • Belle: ...
  • Gold: ...
  • Belle: Sounds legit.

  • Gale: WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL
  • Gale: HUNTING FOR SOME SHEE-EEP
  • Katniss: Gale
  • Gale: YOU HAD MY HEART AND SNARES IN YOUR HANDS
  • Gale: BUT INSTEAD YOU CHOSE HIS WHEEA-AAT.


  • Evil Queen: The only comfort for me is Snow White's suffering
  • Maleficent: Well, it's her wedding night. I doubt she's suffering right now.
  • Maleficent: You know, cause of the sex.
  • Evil Queen: I got it.
  • Maleficent: And I'm not just talking any sex. I'm talking Prince Charming sex.
  • Evil Queen: Maleficent...
  • Maleficent: I bet he's giving it to her real good. Like, pull your hair, choke you out, step on your head kinda good.
  • Evil Queen: I get it Maleficent, she's not suffering! Thanks!


  • operator: 911, what's your emergency?
  • me: achele and faberry
  • operator: okay i'm on my way
  • me: OH GOD NO STOP DON'T SAY THAT

It’s a gaydar. That’s a gay radar.


I wish I could tie you up in my shoes

I wish I could tie you up in my shoes

Make you ship Faberry, too

They used to say I’m delusional

But what does that mean to you?

Look into an episode, what’s inside there?

My ship, with longing stares.

Same old gay again, today.

Their outsides are rude

But inside they’re fools

Every time we think they’re through

Quinn’s like “Don’t marry that dude!”

I’ve tried different gays

But they’re not the same

At the end of the day

I have the love to blame

Keep on shippin!

You can call it hate if you don’t know

You can think they’re straight, ‘cause they said so

You can fight all the gay, if you think it’s okay

But if you can look inside you

Find out how’d this ship move

To the top position

And make the world

Want to ship Faberry